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larryshere asked:


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Do you cancel an auto insurance quote?

AmericanPsycho asked:


I had an economics project and there was a section where I had to “purchase” auto insurance. Sure enough, I went to Geico and got a free quote, but the problem is that Geico is annoying to lock in the policy and actually have me as their customer. What can I do to tell them that I only wanted a policy for a project and I’m not really their customer?

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How long does an insurance company need to approve a medical insurance application?

Mei asked:


My medical insurance has expired and I’ve just decided which one to buy next. How long does an insurance company need to approve an application and get it activated??
I have no medical insurance right now so I’m kinda worry because of the swine flu.

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A Checklist For Car Insurance Quote Comparisons

Jon Arnold asked:




How do you keep your car insurance rates manageable? The first thing you need to realize is that it does not happen automatically, but rather it is up to you to spend the time and energy necessary to check on it. Studies have shown that the people getting the best deals on car insurance check it out at least once a year to make sure that the rate they got last year is still the best deal available today, since they fully understand that things change all the time.

But when you are checking around, the first thing you need to do is make sure you are comparing apples to apples. If collision insurance is included in your quote, a policy with a $100 deductible is going to cost significantly different than a policy with a collision deductible of $500. For your liability damages coverage, a policy with a ceiling amount of $150,000 is going to cost quite a bit less than a policy from another company that has a liability damages ceiling amount of $400,000.

Speaking of collision coverage, do you even need it? If your car is paid off and you do not owe anything more on it to a finance company, then you are not required to carry collision insurance, which is a rather expensive component of a car insurance policy. If you are driving a lease car or you are still making payments on the car to your bank or the dealership, then you are required to carry collision insurance, which serves to protect the interests of the people who really own the car until you get it paid off.

What else can you do to minimize your car insurance? Check with the companies where you are doing your comparison shopping and find out if they offer additional discounts if you have multiple cars insured with them, or if they offer more discounts if you have more than one type of insurance with them, say for example your home owners insurance or your renters insurance. If so, continue to do your analysis though! There is no sense saving $50 on your car insurance if the rate to also insure your home with that company goes up $300, so be sure to compare all aspects of it.

How is your driving record? If it is as clean as the driven snow, then ask the insurance companies if they offer a safe driving discount. Such a discount is becoming more and more popular as more and more drivers are looking at what they are paying for insurance but have never made a claim in many years. Insurance companies are starting to reward drivers with a squeaky clean driving record for being safe drivers.

Do you keep your car in a garage? If so, mention that to the insurance company before they quote you a price, and ask if it will make a difference. You may find that it will since they realize that this protects the body of the vehicle, as well as making it much more difficult to steal than a car parked on the street every night.

The bottom line is to check around and see what is available since there is little sense in paying more than you need to. Ideally, you don’t want to make use of your car insurance at all, but when you do, you want to make sure it will cover the problem. Do not be afraid to get an online quote since many times these are the most aggressive insurance quotes of all, and offer as good a policy if not better than your local agent.

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What are some insurance companies that offer insurance if you become disabled due to accident?

Mei asked:


Hello everyone. I have life insurance and accidental death insurance, but I am looking for a company that offers insurance for money if you get injured in an accident and become disabled. I show horses and ride often. I am looking for something that would protect my family in case of a disabeling injury. Please only serious answers. Please don’t suggest yahoo or google….I am looking for actual companies. God bless!

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Where can you buy insurance for connecting to the power grid with a wind generator in Texas?

duncanelectronicstexas asked:


I have a friend who would like to install a wind generator for electricity, but the local power company will not let him connect to the power grid unless he can show that he has a million dollars insurance. Well, he cannot find any company that offers that type of insurance for any price. He has written to everyone he can think of but still no source of insurance. The reason he wants to connect to the power grid is to use it as his storage system so that he doesn’t have to maintain a whole bank of storage batterys. Does anyone know where he can get this type of insurance for a system that will be in the state of Texas?

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Aflac Duck Farm Commercial – Aflac Insurance

aflac asked:


“Farm,” in which talking barnyard friends chime in to help the Aflac Duck spread the word about the benefits of Aflac, delivers the relevant message that Aflac helps pay everyday bills when people are sick or hurt and cannot work – a benefit that is particularly important in today’s economy. “Farm” begins when one of three men takes a nasty spill while working on the farm. “I hope he has that insurance; you really need it these days,” another farmer says. Suddenly the barnyard comes alive as all the farm animals help the Aflac Duck explain that Aflac pays you cash to help pay your bills – such as gas, the mortgage and car payments. “It’s like insurance for everyday living,” the cow says, but none of the animals can remember the insurer’s name. Fortunately, the Aflac Duck is on the scene with his trusted cry of “Aflaaaac.” For more information visit: aflac.com or fan the Duck on Facebook at facebook.com

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How do i fight with an insurance company and win?

starsandmoon73 asked:


I had surgery in June and my insurance has no deductible. The insurance company paid the doctor and the pathologist, but they wont pay the hospital. the insurance company says they havent gotten a bill. the hospital says they have sent it and received a denial with no explanation from the insurance company. I dont know what to do. I’ve asked for the hospital to send me the bill to submit myself, but they dont do it. They say they do, but I never get it. I’m so frustrated. What can I do??? The hospital has an out-of-state company do their billing or I would go there in person. My insurance company is also out of state. *sigh* help.. i have no deductible, there is no reason why they wouldnt pay, they’ve paid everything else I just think the hospital is messing up. any suggestions?? thanks!

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If I fill in a online Auto Insurance quote ,give them information like my SS# am I at risk for Idenity Theft?

Beth asked:


If I fill in a online Auto Insurance quote ,give them information like my Social Security number and the rest of my personal information that I am I asked for online am I putting myself at risk for Identity Theft?
I have had several people tell me that it is too risky to give out my personal information online especially for Auto Insurance Quotes. Two have had their identity stolen. Is this common?

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Auto Insurance, Life Insurance, and More in Arkansas

V Kullar asked:




Auto Insurance

In 1997, the State of Arkansas started tracking the registered motor vehicles in the state with their vehicle liability insurance. This means that the vehicle identification number (VIN) of the motor vehicle in Arkansas must match its corresponding insurance policy declared on the States Office of Motor Vehicle database. Aside from having the same insurance policy on the data base, the state also requires all the vehicles registered in the state to have the required minimum liability insurance.

For bodily injury per one person, the required amount is $25,000 per accident. For bodily injury for two or more persons per accident, the required amount is $50,000.

The property damage per accident is $25,000.

All drivers driving in the streets, roads and highways of the state must carry their insurance cards and must present them to the officer of the law in case of an accident or a traffic stop.

The States Office of Motor Vehicles also requires all insurance companies to notify them of any non-renewal, cancellation and lapses in policy. This means that once your insurance is no longer valid, your vehicle registration is automatically suspended. You will then have to reinstate it and show your proof of liability insurance if you want to legally use it.

Home Insurance

Homeowners in the State of Arkansas generally choose from the three most common types of home insurance in the state: the basic, the broad and the special.

The basic home insurance protects the home from the basic perils, such as fire, lightning, hail, windstorm and theft. The broad home insurance protects the home from the basic perils plus the additional six other perils, such as building collapse, weight of snow or ice and damage from home appliances.

The special home insurance protects the home from all the perils except for earthquake and flood. If you want to have protection or coverage against fire and earthquake, the insurance companies can offer them at additional cost.

The premium for home insurance in the state depends on the following factors: the size of the home and other buildings in the property, the construction cost of the home, the chances of natural disaster occurring in the area, the material of the home, the location of the fire department in relation to the home and the crime rate in the neighborhood. These are the common factors that affect the rate of premium. There are, however, additional ways to reduce the premium; such as availing of the discounts. The best way to get the best price is for homeowners to shop around for home insurance and inquire about how they can avail the discounts they qualify for.

Health & Life Insurance

With the increasing cost of health care, it is important to get health insurance. In the State of Arkansas, there are several ways to find affordable insurance for the whole family. The first thing to do is to shop around for health insurance. Do your research and you will certainly find several insurers that will offer you health insurance that fits your budget. The next thing is try to get the major medical coverage.

Now under the law of the state, insurance companies are prohibited denial or limitation of coverage if you are under a group plan. The law also prohibits insurance companies from canceling a policy because of illness. If you are unable to get health insurance because of a preexisting condition, the Arkansas Comprehensive Health Insurance Pool will offer you coverage.

Now, in terms of life insurance, the most common types in the state are term life insurance and cash value insurance.
The term life insurance shall cover you for a period of one to several years and will pay the death benefit if you die during the covered period.

The cash value insurance is lifetime coverage. At the same time, you can borrow money from the insurance or your policy. This, of course, has higher premium.

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